Off by a full zero. 

Kinja'd!!! "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
06/19/2017 at 11:56 • Filed to: None

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Aside from the fact that random parts from random cars don’t magically transform into a running anything, If this were turn key and running it still wouldn’t be worth $12k.


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! Jason Spears > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
06/19/2017 at 12:01

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But phone dials!


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
06/19/2017 at 12:03

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“wife wants project gone” and 12k price = “alright, I put it up for sale...we’ll see.”


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > HammerheadFistpunch
06/19/2017 at 12:09

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“I don’t know, babe - $12,000 is really cheap for one of these. I’m surprised no one has called too!”


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > Party-vi
06/19/2017 at 12:11

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“See all these other Porsches going for $50k and up? See? I’m being very reasonable.”


Kinja'd!!! benjrblant > Party-vi
06/19/2017 at 12:21

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*shows wife link to ebay auction of perfectly restored one for comparison


Kinja'd!!! Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > benjrblant
06/19/2017 at 13:17

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I think that would only give the ruse away.

Original paint. Only 36,000 miles. $8500! No reserve!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/1974-Porsche-914-Base-Coupe-2-Door-/232374978755?hash=item361aa0c8c3:g:nAIAAOSwZKBZJz-S&vxp=mtr

(Don’t tempt me.)